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# Hx8FEklyYIOZl2U6Date: (3/10/1986) - (3/11/1986)
Name: Dr. Bee
Rank: Research Manager
Subject SCP/Object: SCP-294
Explain the goal of testing: Yet another means of advancing the theme of mental health awareness and treatment for emotionally troubled individuals. This time using anomalous cups from SCP-294 as a means to help steady one's emotions and help them be happy even in the face of poor circumstances.
Explain your hypothesis: Several cups based on emotions would be dispensed, these being Joy, Happiness, and Ecstasy. I believed that if anything these would be the solution to any sort of emotional troubles. Why feel anything at all, if you can just choose to be happy.
Summarize your process during testing: Several D-Class were taken from D-Block, each of them being told that they were testing an experimental medicine that would make their pains vanish and make them happy. Each of them were then brought into a testing chamber before the process began. The first D-Class was already feeling great so in order to change that I broke one of his kneecaps with a crowbar. This obviously sent him into extreme pain and distress. He was quickly given a Cup of Joy and suddenly his pain vanished. He exclaimed he felt extreme happiness and never felt better. Moments later, he sadly perished. His body was disposed of. The next D-Class was given similar treatment, but instead of being given a Cup of Joy they were given a Cup of Ecstasy. The result was immediately different. This D-Class suddenly began to feel intense feelings of love towards me in particular. When asked about their pain they said it was still there but that they just could not stop thinking about me and how much they loved me despite me being the one who broke their kneecap. Not more changed other than that. After a while the same D-Class was given the final cup as nothing more occurred. After being given the cup of Happiness they showed the same results as the Cup of Joy and soon quickly perished. Testing had ended for that day. The next day another D-Class was brought to the testing room. I dispensed a Cup of Joy from SCP-294 and diluted it in water. 3 quarters of water and 1 quarter of the Cup of Joy. Then I put the solution in a syringe. The D-Class was told the same things as the others and given the same treatment and then promptly given the diluted mixture. After being given about 25ml of the solution their mood immediately improved quite a bit. They expressed that their pain was still present but that they did not really care as they were feeling happy about it. They continued to be happy for quite some time. Surprisingly, as time passed they did not perish like the others and instead stood in a constantly happy mood! The dosage was then increased by another 25ml. They became ecstatic even stood up despite having a broken knee. They smiled through the tears and exclaimed that nothing was better than living in the present and described everyone there as their best friend. Again, after some time they did not perish. Eventually it was decided to just give them the rest of the cup since no medics were available to treat his wounds. He gladly drank the cup and began laughing. The laughter intensified a great deal until he too perished, concluding the test.
Detail the Result and if your hypothesis was correct: In a way I was correct as once the mixture was diluted, their troubles vanished and were replaced by joy and happiness. While maybe not useful for a painkiller, it is most definitely an effective way to keep someone happy.
List of all involved personnel: Sergeant McLeary, Dr. Gray, SID SPEC McChance
List of all resulting casualties: 3 D-Class