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Email to Security Chief Danger

Email to Security Chief Danger

By, Sweepy Joe, posted 1 week ago

1 week ago - edited

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Janitor Sweepy Joe Request

Request: Flamethrower and .44 Magnum Revolver

I humbly bow before the court to ask for a flamethrower and a 5.5-inch barrel .44 magnum revolver. Favorably made by Ruger. You already know I'm good at BLASTING commies. Plus, SID never does their job in heavy, so when we engineers and janitors are in heavy, we almost always get ambushed by a commie or a SCP. A flamethrower would be good for hard-to-clean stains on metal, among other things, and the .44 would be really handy to scare the shit out of that giant rat that's still runnin' around R-wing with a knife.

1 week ago

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I may consider giving a revolver or some kind of light weaponry to you, as I know you are a true patriot. The weaponry must either be available from the armory or captured equipment. We have currently one revolver that had been captured from GRU-P, that may need to suffice.

As for the flamethrower, no.

-Jack Danger (Chief of Security

Chief of Security Danger