10 months ago
# xhwPqRD8oD3flxfm[GENERAL INFORMATION]

Pictured: Parker during an interview at the Detroit Observatory, speaking of Unidentified Flying Objects. Circa 1982.
[NAME]: Thomas Parker
[DOB]: 05/11/1950
[SEX]: Male
[ETHNICITY]: Caucasian
[NATIONALITY]: American - Detroit
[MARITAL STATUS]: Unmarried
[OCCUPATION]: Research Assistant
[PREVIOUS OCCUPATION]: Intern Astrophysicist
[AFFILIATION]: SCP Foundation
[LANGUAGES]: English
[NOTEWORTHY RELATIVES]: N/A
[TROPHIES]: N/A
[NOTES]:
"Why the fuck do we need an astrophysicist for? this guy has never actually even worked as an astrophysicist, it's literally just an unpaid intern we plucked from Detroit and misplaced in siberia"
[PHYSICAL INFORMATION]
[HEIGHT]: 6'2
[WEIGHT]: 180 lbs
[EYE COLOR]: Brown
[HAIR COLOR]: Black
[SKIN TONE]: White
[BLOOD TYPE]: AB+
[DISTINGUISHING FEATURES]: N/A
[PHYSICAL DISABILITIES]: N/A
[MENTAL INFORMATION]
[MENTAL DISABILITIES]: N/A
[SEXUAL ORIENTATION]: Heterosexual
[ADDICTIONS]: Nicotine
[LIKES]: Nicotine
[DISLIKES]: The absence of Nicotine
[RELATIONSHIPS]
[FEARED]
[HATED]
[DISLIKED]
Siberia: "What a fucking shithole. Shouldn't ever have left Detroit."
[NEUTRAL]
[LIKED]
Agent Perkins: "Guy knows his drinks"
Doctor Alvarez: "Atleast one competent individual amongst us."
Doctor Harrison: "Not so competent, but still makes me laugh."
[TRUSTED]